Wake up 5 min prior to leaving for work.
Laundry strewn in the living room from night before.
Stagger out of bedroom in bra and sweats.
Glance in dining room mirror at disastrous hair.
Approach pile of clothes to pick day's wardrobe.
Drop pants for quick exchange.
Glance over at forgotten about sleeping Bill that stayed over the night before.
Run back into bedroom with no pants on.
Try to figure out how to get back into living room for change of clothes.
Try to figure it out.
Is a towel enough?
2 minutes before take off.
Run! Grab! Retreat!
Kiss sleeping husband.
Off to work.